Shiny UNPLUGGED

DAMN those puns are great.  Not as great as this clip of an enviro-friendly man and his mower.  It’s a drag.

Ladies, if you want your troglodyte-of-a-man to get all up in the Arts, why not start him off with this quaint Chinese Orchestra?  Ahem, ADULTS only.

At least it wasn’t a “string quartet…”    Say what?

Who loves “Misheard Lyrics?”  THIS guy.  This one is CCR’s “Have You Ever Seen the Rain.”
Oh yeah.  It’s “foursome time!”

Thanks Martie!

Two ‘Roiders talk about previous amorous, er, triumphs.

Very adult!  NO kids! Or prudes!

thanks for sharing Georgina!

Twas the night of Thanksgiving and out of the house
Tiger Woods came a flyin’  .  .  .  chased by his spouse.
She wielded a nine iron and wasn’t too merry,
Cause a bimbo’s phone number was in his Blackberry.
He’d been cheatin’ on Elin, and the story progressed.
Woman after woman stepped up and confessed.
He’d been cheatin’ with Holly, and Jaimee, and Cori,
With Joselyn, and Kalika  .  .  .  the world had the story.
From the top of the Tour to the basement of blues,
Tiger’s sad sordid tale was all over the news.
With hostesses, waitresses, he had lots of sex,
When not in their pants, he was sendin’ them texts.
Despite all his cryin’ and beggin’ and pleadin’,
Tiger’s wife went investin’  .  .  .  a new home in Sweden.
And I heard her exclaim from her white Escalade,
“If you’re gettin’ laid then I’m gettin’ paid.”
She’s not pouting, in fact, she is of jolly good cheer,
Her prenup made Christmas come early this year.

Thanks Connie!

Scene from “Malcolm in the Middle.”

Thanks Vickie!

The perfect Christmas gift?  It just might be.

Just add breathalyzer.

Thanks Georgina!